The Official First Mate Karl Shark Rating System

One Fin

Probably just passing through.
I remain alert and suspicious.


Two Fins

Suspicious activity detected.
Tail still wagging. Eyes fully engaged.


Three Fins

This feels unnecessary.
Monitoring the situation from land.


Four Fins

Hard no.
I did not sign up to be part of the food chain.


Five Fins

Tell Mom.
We are leaving. Immediately.