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A giant loud monster showed up at the dock after dark. Extremely bright. Extremely loud. Extremely not okay.

Ahoy, landlubbers, sailors, and RVers. It is me, Karl. I am currently guarding my RV, but I want to tell you more about my time at Green Turtle Cay in the Bahamas, because it was quite an adventure. If you know me, you know everything I do is an adventure. That is just how I […]

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  Nose. Toes. You Up?  

My name doesn’t matter much in this story. Karl calls me Dad, and that pretty much covers it.   I want to tell you about my mornings, because I think it will help you understand who this guy is.   Somewhere between two and three in the morning, I will feel it. A cold, wet

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Wait is Not a No

The next day, Dad and I finished chores and he asked Mom if she was ready to go. Mom only worked half a day because it was Saturday. She said yes.   He didn’t ask me.   Because everyone knows. I am always ready to go.   I started my insistent, high-pitched Shepherd whining. If

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Bugs, Bombs, and a Sunset Reset

We were still at Green Turtle Cay in the Bahamas, where my Mom had just been attacked by no-see-ums.   Let me just say… the bugs chose violence.   We left off with Mom being personally victimized by approximately seventeen thousand no-see-ums. I counted. Roughly.   The next morning was… not great.   Dad shuffled

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Paradise Bites

On our first day in Green Turtle Cay, I woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  Just like every other day, I was ready to get to work.  We all went for a walk together to check out our surroundings.  We didn’t get much of a look when we got there the night before because we were

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